Chuck Norris is a badass

Things you'll want, no need to know about Chuck Norris. He is truly a man among men. Some choice facts:

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout [sic] this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

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