Chocolate Bacon Bars

I can't believe this wasn't invented earlier.

You got chocolate on my bacon!

You got bacon in my chocolate!

"Beside my chocolate-laden cakes laid three strips of fried bacon, just barely touching a sweet pool of maple syrup. Just a bite of the bacon was too salty and yearned for the sweet kiss of chocolate syrup. In retrospect, perhaps this was a turning point, for on that plate something magical happened: the beginnings of a combination so ethereal and delicious that it would haunt my thoughts until I found the medium to express it--chocolate."

Is such lofty prose necessary to sell bacon pieces suspended in chocolate? I submit that the answer is, obviously, no.

Mmm, bacon. "Crisp, buttery, compulsively irresistible bacon."

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