Thursday, May 03, 2007

Ten worst Spiderman tie-ins

I say this every time I post a top-ten list, but I hate top-ten lists. Every once in a while, though, I have to make an exception.

With a $258 million budget, Spiderman 3 is the most expensive movie ever made, in terms of non-inflation adjusted dollars. To help this movie break even, Sony is licensing the hell out of the franchise. 10 Zen Monkeys has compiled a list of what they think are the top ten worst Spiderman tie-ins. I'm pretty sure that some of these aren't legitimately licensed products (read: gray market), and I'm positive that the rest will not be leading the charge towards profitability.

From 10 Web Monkeys:
Bitten by a radio-active flea, "Spider-Dog" gained the proportionate strength of a spider, and can also lick himself.

Now he does whatever a spider can - and also, fetches.

And humps the mailman’s leg.

He tried to join the Avengers once, but they kicked him out because he kept sniffing the other superheroes’ butts.

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